7th Heaven’s 2020 Holiday Shopping Guide

The holiday season is just around the corner! You know what that means: it’s time to hear the same five songs on a loop, argue with your family about politics, and watch your uncle drink enough eggnog to knock out at least five of Santa’s reindeer.

The holiday season also means it’s time to spend your hard-earned money on gifts. Now, a lot of people do the same thing every year at this time; they search for the trendiest items, pick whatever looks good, and then give their money to some big box store.

That’s all fine and good, but you’re a little bit different. You want your holiday shopping experience to be more outside-the-box, and maybe a little bit edgy. Preferably from somewhere local in the Kansas City area, because it’s not like Amazon or Walmart needs any more money.

If that sounds like you, then consider giving your money to your good friends down at 7th Heaven! Since 1974, we’ve been the premier place for Kansas City’s oddballs and misfits, and we have the perfect selection for those who want to walk on the wild side this holiday season.

Read on below to see all the different ways 7th Heaven can provide you with holiday cheer!

Give the Gift of Music at the Vinyl Underground

There aren’t many things cooler than vinyl (if there were, trust us, we’d sell them), so what better way to stay as cool as the winter weather than with a visit to 7th Heaven’s Vinyl Underground!

Whether you’re holiday shopping for a newbie or the biggest vinyl snob you know, we’ll have you covered with all the latest, classic, and local music, equipment, and poster art. Let’s just say if it has to do with vinyl, we’ve got it.

Know someone that could listen to holiday music year round? How about someone who would rather bury their records under a mountain of snow than listen to another Christmas song? For each of those people and everyone in-between, we recommend checking out our vast collection of vinyl records. 

We are constantly updating our collection with all the newest releases on vinyl, ensuring that you can hear all your current favorites with the crisp, clean sound that only vinyl can provide.

On the flip side, if you’re more of an old soul who’d rather experience the classics the way people did back in the day, we’ve got enough new and used throwbacks from every genre to keep a person living in the past forever.

Maybe you or the person you’re holiday shopping for is good on records (although you can never have enough in our opinion…), but could use an equipment upgrade. Look no further. We’ve got enough equipment and accessories to make someone’s collection the envy of all their friends and family. 

Our collection of new and used equipment is constantly changing and updating, but it’s always sweet. Whether it’s a console from the 50’s or brand new amps and tuners,  we’ve got something for everyone. Not to mention our wide variety of vinyl accessories, from deep cleaning kits to poster art, will pair perfectly with any listener.

And don’t you worry, The Vinyl Underground is just stop number one on your long, strange journey through your holiday shopping experience at 7th Heaven.

Smoke – It Doesn’t Just Come From the Chimney

Whether it’s for you or your “friend”, you can’t go wrong with anything in our Smoke Shop. 7th Heaven has been the number one smoke shop in Kansas City for over 45 years! We’ve been around so long, that there’s a decent chance some of the more mature members of your holiday dinner can attest to our quality.

If you’re looking for the perfect gift for the smoker in your life, we have some recommendations that’ll ensure your holiday shopping is a hit.

Need to sneak away for a smoke break? Sneak on over here

7th Heaven offers the best variety of pipes, vaporizers, and accessories in the Kansas City metro area. With thousands of pipes, including a wide array of locally blown glass art, we can find the one that’s perfect for any of the smokers on your holiday shopping list!

If you’re interested in hand pipes, our selection includes pieces made of glass, wood, metal, or silicone. A real crowd pleaser, our hand pipes deliver an effortless and smooth smoke while fitting right into the palm of your hand… aka the perfect stocking stuffer

Conversely, if you like the idea of a pipe but want a gift that you can put under the tree, our selection of water pipes might be right up your alley. These bad boys are locally made and include a water filtration system, and you know that we offer every type and every accessory that you can think of (yes, every single one).

For the holiday shoppers trying to be a little healthier and low-key with their smoking, we’re here for you, too. Our selection of vaporizers are useful for all occasions, as these discreet products give a whole new meaning to the term “Secret Santa” and allow your gift recipient to smoke at work, on the fly, or at home. 

Shopping for an experienced smoker, you may feel like there’s nothing left to get for them. However, you can never have enough accessories (at least in our opinion). And we have just the selection to take your smoke sessions to the next level.  

From brass screens, glass screens, and ash catchers, to bangers, cleansers, jars, and rolling trays, we could make a whole 12 days of Christmas song (and then some) out of all the smoke accessories we have.

Or, you can Relax or Detox

Looking to unwind after a stressful holiday season? Trust us, we’ve been there, too. Also available in the Smoke Shop is a wide selection of incense, CBD and kratom… available both in-person and online

Our collection of incense is guaranteed to help you capture the mood after holiday shopping, whether it’s meditation or hanging out with that special someone. Similarly, our collection of CBD oils, ointments, flowers and more will help you (or the person you’re shopping for) reach peak relaxation in a natural way, with no side effects.

On the flip side, maybe you’ve decided that this year is the year you finally clean up your act. Or, maybe you just partied too hard over the holidays. Either way, no judgements here, and we can help you out with that, too. 

In our wellness section, we’ve got all kinds of body purification products that will have you feeling brand-spanking new again. We stock the full lines of Detoxify and Protox—there’s something available for every person in every size.

So The Vinyl Underground and Smoke Shop may have already piqued your interest, but keep going, because we’re about to get to the really fun part. 

More Naughty than Nice? Check out the Love Shop

Tired of giving your significant other the same old boring gifts? We bet they’re tired of it, too, so give them a gift that’ll really spice things up with something from 7th Heaven’s Love Shop

We offer an eye-popping, pants-popping selection of all the best stuff: vibes, restraints, lingerie, lubes, solo-use, and beyond. 7th Heaven is constantly stocking the newest, most creative toys. From the beginner to the expert, we have a little something for everyone!

Not only that, but our friendly, non-judgemental sexperts are ready to help you find the perfect gift for you or that special someone in your life. For the holiday shopping season, check out just a small sample of everything we have to offer.

Gifts for Him and Her

We live in the golden age of sex toys ladies and gents, and we’ve got a little (or big) something for everyone. Whether it’s by yourself, with a partner, or with multiple partners, these toys are guaranteed to make you explode with holiday cheer. 

For the ladies, vibrators, plugs, and lingerie (of all sizes!) are just the beginning of what 7th Heaven has to offer. 

Have a bride-to-be in your life? Check out our wide selection of bachelorette party gifts. Want to spice things up with your partner? Blindfolds, handcuffs & stripper poles might be up your alley. Whatever you can think of, allow us to lead you on your personal pilgrimage for the ultimate “O”. 

For the guys, we have everything that you need to turn yourself into a holiday hero. Up your game and give your partner the gift of pleasure with our selection of rings, toys, lubes, and enhancement supplements. Or, if the next buddy on your holiday shopping list needs a little alone time this holiday season, check out our masturbation aids. 

Feeling Really Adventurous? 

Hey, we said that we like to walk on the wild side. Why don’t you join us and let 7th Heaven help you out with whatever your kink is! 

Whether you want to try something new or replace old equipment, we’re your go-to. Our store offers a unique and affordable stock of toys such as whips, gags, bondage toys and much more! It doesn’t stop there, though. 

Want to take it up a notch, or get back that old spark? Think about gifting some sexy games, costumes, or enhancements that’ll keep the yule log fire burning.

Kansas City’s Wild Side Has a Little Bit of Everything

If you’re ready to do some holiday shopping for gifts that don’t suck, visit our online store or our location on Troost Ave! No matter who you’re shopping for, we guarantee that 7th Heaven will have something for everyone. And if you have any questions, feel free to contact us and we’ll be happy to help!

Take a chance and tour a truly unique KC landmark. Show some guts–you’ll be so glad you did.